If you hate boats, but want to live that superyacht lifestyle, Marchi Mobile’s eleMMent Palazzo mobile home will suit you perfectly. Yes, it costs $3 million and it looks like a cyclops, a shipping container, and a cabin cruiser got caught up in a terrible Star Trek transporter accident, but that doesn’t matter because you’re eccentric, you’re wealthy, and you just don’t care.
The Palazzo features two floors of entertainment and extravagance, with a giant master suite, multiple bars and a liftable “flybridge” lounge up top. If the weather isn’t conducive to rooftop cocktails, you can extend the driver’s side slide-out, increasing interior space by 80%. Marchi’s failure to incorporate a helipad is, to say the very least, disappointing.